UGH

okay, france!! i get it!! you want to retire at 60, and sarkozy says you have to retire at 62, and you don't like that, because now you have to wait two more years before you can rub manchego all over your torso and puke up wine from your eyeballs onto homeless terriers and drunk fourteen-year-olds with lip-rings on the metro. i get it!!! you have rights!!!! but, please, can you exercise your right to those rights at a time other than 5:30 on a saturday afternoon, when i am trying to buy groceries and do not want to be trampled by a mob of french women in their late forties wearing denim vests with stickers and fringe???

#ugh it's so hard to live à côté de #nation